tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

(Source: officialpepperoni)

free-booty:

I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry

(Source: free-booty)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster)

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest

me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:

police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook